Taking a break from the Death Toll finale on expert because the AI is causing serious rage AND I almost made it to the very end and failed. The fucking boat came and then a Smoker got me. I could've killed the fucking jerkoff but I was out of ammo. KSJDKSJDKJSDKJDS THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT WAS
THERE y'all. Also, I feel like getting this far by myself makes me some kind of Left 4 Dead badass.
I don't know why I waste my breath yelling at the bots, though. Bitches can't hear me and even if they could, I doubt they'd respond kindly to "MOVE, DUMBSHIT" or "Fuck your mother, cuntface." I think if Nick were a real life person, we would be BFF.
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squishy_mallow.
Rules:
FIRST: If you've been tagged, you must write your answers in your own LJ and replace any question that you dislike with a new, original question.
SECOND: Tag eight sexy people. And if you're not tagged and you want to do it, then do!Do it if you want to.
Favourite song right now?:tied between "Electric Worry" Clutch, "Photographs" Rihanna and "Bad Things" Jace Everett. idefk.
Last album you bought/downloaded?:True Blood soundtrack - downloaded.
Last movie you watched? Did you like it?:Star Trek for the second time and fuck yeah.
Three things that are super-annoying at the moment?:1. Still being in Amarillo with no clue as to
when I can finally fucking
go home.
2. Not beating the fucking Death Toll finale already so I can get my fucking achievement and play L4D2 and listen to Nick be a pissy gay man.
3. BEING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE CONSTANTLY.
If you had to spend time in prison for any crime, what would it be?:Almost definitely assualt. Straight up old fashioned rage-asswhoppin'.
What's really scary?:Zombies, Terminal illnesses, loved ones getting sick, clowns, space, hostile aliens, anal probes, surgery, medical shit, etc.
Name two items nearest to you:1. My beautiful wonderful Xbox 360.
2. remote controls
Top five words/phrases you use?:1. FUCK!
2. FUCK YOUR MOTHER.
3. YOU HATEFUL BITCH.
4. L-O-L.
5. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Two things you're excited for this year?:{I'll assume you mean the one we're about to enter, so}
1. THIS FUCKING DLC FOR L4D2 WHERE NEW SURVIVORS MEET THE OLD. FUCK YEAH!
2. Seeing if I actually follow through on all the shit I want to with the aid of numerous lists and spreadsheets and being an anal prick to myself.
Your favorite ice cream flavor?:It changes constantly, but right now I love anything with coffee flavors in it.
Guiltiest pleasure?:I probably have a few, but I don't feel really guilty for them.
Favorite color?:Blue
If you could rescue any animal, what would it be and would you keep it?:I would rescue a penguin and turtle and keep them both.
Worst drama you've ever seen?:It's not the worst drama, but Gokusen 2 bored me to fucking tears. This may be unfair since I didn't watch the whole thing, but I got halfway and wanted to stab my eyes out with toothpicks.
Best way to relax?:Sleep, I guess?
Favourite quote/lyric?:"I park in the handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces - I'm an asshole!"
Are there any bits of childhood that you miss?:Everything up until I was nine years old.
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter?:Autumn/Winter
Say something to the person who tagged you:A MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR? WAT?! XD